Whoa, Pecans



lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky



ultrafacts:

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ghost-al-qaeda:

Just started this show and I’ve been laughing about this all day.


Via The Skeleton Queen

difficult:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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writtenly:

Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

Via Bae
  • Me: yeah i'm so excited for autumn i actually have really cute sweaters this year
  • Friend: oh yeah? That's cool, can i see?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Friend: why are you loading animal crossing
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ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes


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thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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